WARNING: This is my humble opinion. Circumstances are varied. Not all homeschooled children are uneducated idiots. Justt Mossst. 1: Home-Schooled kids really do just watch T.V. and sleep in till noon.
2: If your parents aren't educated they probably shouldn't educate you.
3: The dinner table is not inspiring to do an English test.
4: As much as I tried, I could not teach myself spanish.
5: Doing the Jane Fonda workout tape I bought from a garage sale... got REALLY old for P.E.
6: Home schooled kids, don't use the comma's properly.
7: If your trying to keep a child away from negative influences in the "school" system...have you been online lately? It's a portable wonderland of debauchery. They are much better in class than on leatherandwhips.com.
8: Home school can be a bit pretentious to an outsider. Do you really think your ideals are that matured and correct that you can't accept anything else but the truth in your head?
9: Eventually a child will be allowed out in the "real" world. More harm is done in their inability to make choices and socialize with "real" people.
10: My Mom aka "Principle Cindy" was a dope cafeteria lady.
11: I was the Homecoming queen....my brother was the King.
12: I was voted MOST likely to succeed....By the Mormon neighbors.
13: People scare me.
14: Math...hmmmm.....What is that? No one could get a handle on that subject. NEXT!
15: I was never reading my bible in the morning. I would set my alarm every 10 mins to turn a page. ZZzzzzzzzzzzz
16: 6th period=Chores
17: I still HATE workout videos.
18: 5th period=Chores
19: People scare me.
20: Just say NO to Home School.
(THIS EXCLUDES THOSE WHO ARE TEACHING THEIR CHILDREN BECAUSE THEY HAVE DEGREES to TEACH with...Sports teams...Social LIVES With other humans... ETC )
This is for personal entertainment value. Refrain from defending HS..I get it.
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